Since I cowardly ducked out of lunch,

I was free to watch the rest of the parade.



These cheerleaders always crack me up.
They show their panties! Whee!



mmmmmmmm
(actually, his dress was a rather understated and pretty. Shocking.)




Her ass cheeks were hanging out, too,
but I figured everyone had seen enough asses for the day.


Latoya Jackson moved to Long Beach?
(God, I kill me.)
 

The float sponsored by the new bar in town, "Fire Island." It's a pretty funny name for a gay bar.

(Note: yes, I know Fire Island is a real place. I also know it's famous for being "The Gay Hamptons." That's what I meant by "it's a pretty funny name for a gay bar." You may now cease writing to tell me about your ceaseless knowledge of the subject. Thank you.)



Hey, if you have to drive a Pinto halfback,
I guess this is the way to go.
 

Those saucy Fire Island boys finally get to take a break.



As do I. But what a fun day!
( And boy, I'm lucky M stayed home. He would have tolerated this shit for about five minutes, tops.
)





 

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